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When i’m Angry
Hey you, you there..!
Can’t you hear me
I know that was you that bumped me
I am pretty sure, cuz i can see
I’ll ram you up with my humvee
I ain’t some tree
I am the new ‘D’
You look like a bottle of empty whiskey
I’ll cut you up, i’m brisky
I’ll poke you, my arm’s itchy
You’re eyes are blue, it’s kinda misty
Wait a minute, guess that’s because my fists slammed your winky
I’m gonna warn you
My lyrics are lethal
You’re standin up to me, you can’t be my equal
There’s no equal to my sequel
You look like a trembling beetle
Man, my dude’s from Seattle
I ain’t illegal, but i’m fatal
I take cash in advance and blast off on retrieval
I’m raw as dirty needle,
Choke an eagle
I will leave you dead at the end of my sequel
_Jasper Shabin
I’m back
Sorry people, i was a bit highly occupied with my life and was kinda busy and wasn’t able to post in this community for a very long time, say like five months. Man, that’s a lot of time i guess. Well now i’m back and i promise i’ll never let you guys down and post poetry in a way everybody likes. P.S. Love you people
_Jasper Shabin
Dope..!
G…Giddy…G..G….Giddy…Giddy up!
I’m flying Solo, rappin with my Polo
Hotter than the Inferno
Boom..! Whatcha doing..?
You look lame, a rotten Pudding
Care to talk… Nah, youre Tapping
Look, again i’m Rapping.
You’re dumb crap’s on the Stage
I don’t mind to put’cha in a lonely damn Cage
Don’t look at me, you’re stirring up my Rage
Don’t start things with me… I’m a much bigger Age
Dude, you’re going to be framed… That’s Sabotage
Haha…. I’m now your Villian
I’m worse than my man Krillin
Me with my dudes, we’re Chillin
There’s a weight in my shoulders, keeps me Pullin
Oh..! What did i do?? I’ve opened the Pandora Box
I’m going to smell worse than my stinking Socks
Time’s running out, i hate them ticking Clocks
I hate wasting time for rReal, this crap’s Surreal… I’m getting tossed over the Block
God..! Please forgive me… My head’s next to a loaded Gun
I’m lost, aint no place to Run
I’m following you’re path Lord, i have just Begun
Thank you Lord for showing me, love, life could be Fun
…………… When rap meets freakin’ classical……!
_Jasper Shabin
The Easter Rap
Behold..! Christ has risen from the ‘Dead’
Broke the ethics of death, in ‘Death’s head’
Three days was he, at the tomb’s ‘Bed’
People whipped him, he ‘Bled’
He also took a cactus on his ‘Head’
Fishers of men will i make you, he ‘Said’
The truth about holy spirit, he ‘Spread’
Across deserts and mountains, he ‘Tread’
Took shelter in a ‘Woodshed’
Had no technology then, no ‘Infrared’
No T.V, P.C or even a ‘Sofa bed’
Always had the urge to ‘Thrust ahead’
Broke all of devil’s plans, to pieces of ‘Shred’
His first miracle, juicy wine, which was ‘Deep red’
And then continued, his trick with ‘Bread’
Brought Lazarus back to life, a gentleman who was ‘Home fed’
Cured all types of illness, including the ‘Crackhead’
Thought the people were being ‘Mislead’
By the angry kings and the evil ‘Warhead’
Said the way to heaven for a rich man was slim as ‘Thread’
The wisdom of the Lord, he ‘Fed’
The news of christ spread far and wide, it was ‘Heard’
Kings and people grew jealous of his miracles, they wanted him ‘Dead’
He should’ve been praised, but was put to death ‘Instead’
Death itself was scared of him, the third day, he rose from the dead, like a king, a saviour, a good ‘Jewish head’
……………. Christ has risen from the dead. If you find this post really amusing, please do share and spread the word of God and let this post reach as many as possible
_Jasper Shabin
When Gospel meets Rap
I do believe in ‘Jesus’
He is the one sent to ‘Save us’
From heaven he ‘Sees us’
The struggles we face that ‘Squeeze us’
Envy and lust tries to ‘Sieze us’
Fear and terror that ‘Tease us’
He comes to our aid, ‘Frees us’
Showers his blessings to ‘Ease us’
We are his children, he ‘Needs us’
I’ll shout his gloriours name, till the echo reaches ‘Venus’
He is the saviour, his name is ‘Jesus..!’
…………….. For all those who feel dejected, lonely, displeased; know that there is a father in heaven waiting to help you. Feel free to share your sorrow___MC JAZZ
_Jasper Shabin
Trick or Treat
Yeah..! Chec…chec…check it out..
MC JAZZ on the floor
Hello, it’s time, ‘Trick’ or ‘Treat’
Give me what i need, or you’re dead Meat
I will kill you real Neat
Look into my eyes, feel the Heat
Like Jon snow, i’ma Beat
I hate veggies, i don’t Eat
In my Lamborghini, i take a Seat
The driver one, not the one kids Bleat
Had a great ride, now i’m Deadbeat
I forgive you, you’d better get Sweet
Or i’ll strip you off, leave you an empty Sheet
I’ll take off with my own Fleet
Saw my dude there, waiting to Greet
Had a great time, loved the Skeet
Wished when we could once more Meet
And party on like Clubfeet
I’m an Athlete
I hit the finsh line, my Flatfeet
They call be Dopesheet
Even in the dark, the Browbeat
Made my haters feel like Buckwheat
I’m strong as Concrete
I’m leavin’ the lobby, i’m Complete…..
…………(dedicated to all my haters, go face defeat like drumbeat)
Thanks for reading. Hope it’s worth your time…
_Jasper Shabin
Big Bang
Dang… Entered the room with a Bang🌋..!
She loved the song i Sang🎵
Left the room like wolf’s Fang🐾
Picked up the phone, i Rang📞
Accepted my date, a beautiful Slang🌈
Left the warmth of my Gang🙍
For her every word, i Sprang🙌
Used up all money, now a Twang💸
Now, i was treated like an Orangutan🐒
Pushed the limits, i’m bout to Hang😵
Became viscous, now i’m Yang,😈
Get lost bitch, my friends are Swag👥
Enough of the freaking Gag:evil:
I’m leavin the lobby, be back in a Clang😎
………… Dedicated to all boys who were used as toys
_Jasper Shabin
Plot at the book store
Uh,I had to visit you..Mr.Book store
Or i’ll be dead steppin’ on a claymore
I know i’m high, i deserve way more
But all i get to do is lay low…. Son
This ain’t cool, I’m a kill you soon
Got my first book by noon
Wait..!! It says “Ella Bella”
I don’t wanna read anymore cinderella
I’m gonna do this acapella
Please be my sandwich’s nutella.. Or die as the virus salmonella
Mr.Book store, i’ m bored, became ruined because of you
Glad I’m stuck with the internet..
Wait..! I am not finished yet
I have a big fishing net
So get ready to feel the sweat
I’m going to be your midnight threat
Cause who knows? You might be next…
_Jasper Shabin
My First Post
Hello there..! Bloggers, listeners and readers. I feel kinda happy to start a blog in the world’s largest platform. Since childhood i’ve been a fan of reading articles and rapping. I’m a gospel guy who loves rap and i personally feel that I’d be able to spread the gospel through rap. There is no hero without listeners and followers. I feel excited to provide you guys with articles and rhymes that beat the crap out of you. Thank you…!
_Jasper Shabin